May 26, 2019
Well hello there. Thanks for downloading episode forty six of the bed hoppers podcast. We've been in Oz and Singapore for the last few weeks - so are having trouble humaning (so, if this ep is a duffer, sorry). We reach back into our jet lagged heads and talk about Vanilla Alternative, review the club and recall a recent meet. We chat a bit about what to do if you finish before your partner too. There are some hints about our holibobs and mild spoilers about them (sorry). Special shout out to Barney and Emma.
Find out more about the club by heading here: https://www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk
Reach us at fabswingers.com (bed hoppers) and on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. You can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org too!
May 5, 2019
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode forty five. In this saucy little number we hang out in a hotel (apparently quite nice) with our sexy chums Vanilla Ice and Lord Voldermort. They talk a bit about their journey, how they met us, the dark depths of Reddit and explore a little bit of religion. Look up hiscockhertail to find out more about them. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
April 21, 2019
Welcome to episode 44! In this charming little number (well, actually our longest show ever) we talk about our visit from sexy chums Cate and Darrell from Swinging Down Under.
They meet Yoko, stay with us for a bit and then we all head to London for some magical adventures. We also have a special feature where we talk about the rumours Mrs H has been facing at work. The SDU gang join us via Skype - as we couldn't fit in any podcasting on the trip/were having too much fun.
Anywho - we hope you like it. Don't forget to look up 'quack like a duck' on youtube and to join us in Australia at the meet and greet (www.oursecretspot.com.au). Thanks for hopping into our bed!
April 7, 2019
Thanks for downloading our show. This episode (forty three) is all about a visit from a special chum and our very first MFM. We talk about what went down (Mrs H) and how we felt. It's all part of our journey in the lifestyle.
We also ask for your views on work colleagues finding out about the lifestyle - so please get in touch at email@example.com or bedhoppersuk on Twitter.
Thanks for hopping into our bed!
March 24, 2019
Episode 42 - the one where we go to a mansion house party thing and Mrs H doesn't like napping but does like having a drink. Our lovely friends at SBC are the hosts with the most - and we meet a bunch of new people (who are not dickheads). We talk about what's coming up and just how busy things are over the next few weeks.
Get in touch at firstname.lastname@example.org and bedhoppersuk on Twitter. Find us on fab as bed hoppers and send a pigeon to our regular address.
March 19, 2019
Well hello there! It's only episode 41 - the one where we've been podcasting for a whole year.
That's right it's our poderversary! With that in mind, we become a little self indulgent and talk about what we've loved over the last 12 months (no, not who we loved), some of the great stories (and worst ones), what's changed and perhaps a little bit about what might be coming up.
There's some nods and winks to people we've met (and if we forgot you, we're really sorry) and some time spent reflecting on the journey so far.
Want to get in touch - email us at bedhopperSUK@gmail.com or tweet on and around us at bedhopperSUK. Find us on fabswingers.com at bed hoppers
March 10, 2019
It's episode forty! In this rambling adventure we talk about our recent visit to the Townhouse club, near Liverpool. We walk you through the many floors and give thrilling details like how many loos there are. We also have a little bit of a pep talk about putting ourselves out there and not being such snooty snoots.
Get in touch with us on Twitter - bedhoppersuk, email - email@example.com and on FabSwingers.com at bed hoppers. Please rate us on iTunes and send us some Pokemon Go friend requests (go on, you know you want to). Thanks for hopping in and around our bed.
February 17, 2019
Well hello there episode thirty nine, you little minx. What's that you say? This one is all about our club review of purple mamba? It sure is! We took a little trip North just to check out the club - and talk about our experience. No spoilers but we liked it.
We also have a little feature on ghosting (since we got, well, ghosted). Try not to hum the Ghostbusters theme. We didn't.
If you want to find out about the club, you can head to https://www.purplemambaclub.com or tweet them at
Want to get in touch with us? Send us Owls at the usual address (under the stairs) or tweet us @bedhoppersuk or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks for hopping into our bed!
February 3, 2019
It's only episode thirty eight. In this glorious edition we talk about a recent social meet with a new couple, explore what to expect from your first meet up and natter about a special feature that we haven't quite decided on. There's the return of just the tip and some interesting stories about towels too. Tweet us at bedhoppersuk and don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes. Go on. You know you want to! Thanks, also, for hopping into our bed!
January 20, 2019
In this exciting episode we talk about the Bristol Social (what it was like, what worked, what didn't and so on) and about our road trip and palace suite there. We also review some lovely toys from Geekysextoys.com and announce the winner of our 'how many times did we have sex in 2018' competition.
Don't forget to review us on iTunes, get in touch with us on Twitter (bedhoppersuk) or to send us an email at email@example.com. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
January 6, 2019
Welcome to episode thirty six! This time we visit the Angels club in Melksham (that's not too far from Bristol) and talk a little about the date we had on the same night. We have a feature on the cost of the lifestyle - spoiler alert - it can be a bit costly! We talk about some of travel plans for this year too - hint; Mrs H wants to throw another shrimp on the barbie...
There's also a competition to win some of our awesome stickers. All you have to do is tell us how many times we had some sort of sexual encounter in 2018. Send us your guess by 18 January 2018 via email or Twitter (firstname.lastname@example.org or bedhoppersuk). Thanks for hopping into our bed!
December 23, 2018
Welcome to episode thirty four. The first half is our summary of Desire - was it good value for money, how are our emotional states, and would we go back? The second half is all about a trip to Liberty Elite - a swinging club in the UK. We review the experience as we catch up with friends. Got some comments or feedback - you can catch us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Don't forget to leave a review on iTunes too! Thanks for hopping into our bed!
December 9, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode thirty three. In this charming little number we talk about Wednesday to Saturday of our Desire trip. There's some imagination applied to a hot tub situation, sexy photos, a return of the week that was and also some sexy times. Next week will be our Desire summary and a step towards normal service. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
November 30, 2018
A bonus episode you say? About our first four days in Desire? Go on then - welcome to number 32. Following on from our crossover episode last week, we kick off with an update addressing some of things we've been reading about online relating to consent at Desire, we talk about arriving in Desire, how we fuck up a bit and how we also make some great connections. As ever our journey is super bumpy but this time there are some amazingly brill times too. Want to get in touch, hit us up on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
November 25, 2018
We're back, baby! Episode 31! This one is a special cross-over with our good (and sexy, handsome, pretty) chums at By the Bi podcast (Bradford might just be Mr H's brother from another mother). It was recorded half way through our stay at Desire and covers a host of things - from consent to compersion to well, you'll just have to wait and see. We give a run down on how we're feeling, who is stealing the champagne and who gets a pillow fort fall down on them. Don't forget to hook up with us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk or to get our gameoflifestyle discount with the BH10 code. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
November 4, 2018
Episode thirty - this one is all about the week before we set sail for Mexico and a good status check on how we're feeling about the Desire trip. It's not been easy but we're pretty much ready to go (at last). Join us as we talk about our costumes, our crappy week in the wind up to Desire and what we're looking forward to. We also talk about our little break - so see you at the end of November! Thanks for hopping into our bed!
October 28, 2018
Welcome to episode twenty nine! In this edition we go back to our journey and talk about two different couples we met following our time in the kink house. One is a long time investment and the other a curious experience. We also have a little fun with a special feature called 'get us in bed hopper bingo'. You can play along too and see if you can predict the tips to get us into bed. Although in hindsight, they aren't really tips - more things we like. Oh well, Mrs H doesn't always follow the rules! Catch us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
October 21, 2018
Thanks for downloading us and getting episode twenty eight in and around your ears. This time we catch you up on our lovely weekend (gin tours, buses, sex clubs, shirtless wonders and sexy friends). We also have a special feature for anyone looking to visit the UK and get their swing on. We talk about moving to a fortnightly show and what bed hoppers might look like post Desire. Join in the conversation at bedhoppersuk on Twitter or email us at email@example.com. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
October 14, 2018
It's the bed hoppers, episode twenty seven. In this exciting episode we talk about a recent house party (with doors) and interview a sexy unicorn about her experiences with us two, latex and BDSM. Mr H doesn't get to make a bear joke and is still sore about it even now. So, the usual fun and nonsense! Don't forget to check us out on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed! PS - this episode was uploaded in a pub, fact fans.
October 7, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers, episode twenty six. In this episode we have some special guests (well hello there, Average Swingers!), talk about a recent party and explore some of the fun and sexy things that went on. If the audio drops out with our skyping chums, don't worry it's just our technical abilities and not your ears. Hit us up on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed.
September 30, 2018
Thanks for downloading bed hoppers, episode twenty five. Well, assuming you have - you could just be reading this while browsing. In which case, go on, give us a shot. In this episode we talk about our sexy party prep, our journey (with a weekend away in an educational house) and also have some tips on rejection. Thanks for hopping into our bed and letting us whisper naughty nothings in your ears. Got a question? Get in touch on Twitter at bedhoppersuk or on email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
September 23, 2018
Thanks for downloading the bed hoppers podcast. This is episode twenty four - which is all about our recent club visit, Mrs H's potty mouth and a just the tip that's all about online communication. There's a new intro and a little bit of an out-take too. Get in touch at email@example.com or twit us at bedhoppersuk. If you're in the UK - friend us on on FABSwingers.com. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
September 16, 2018
Great Scott, Marty! It's only episode twenty three of the bed hoppers podcast. In this edition we talk about our adventures with one couple in particular and how Mr H nearly quit the lifestyle. Trying to work out what to say in your first message to a couple? We've got just the tip for that! And Mrs H hangs her head in shame after using the 'p' word... whatever happens, thanks for hopping into our bed! Find us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
September 9, 2018
Welcome to episode twenty two. This week we finally pick up our journey of old and talk about a couple who make texting tough and how the wrong words can certainly send you over the edge. We ketchup on a last minute cancellation and some plan Bs what done good. There's also a just the tip for users of fabswingers.com (and other sites too). Say hello to us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk or on email at email@example.com. Thanks for hopping into our bed.
September 2, 2018
Episode twenty one and we're back, baby! After a two week podcation we're here to give you an update on our second house party, offer some tips about checking in pre-date and also review the atom from British sex toy makers hotoctopuss.com. It's our usual blend of songs, references and madness - oh and Mrs H finally does the chicken impression. Follow us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks for hopping into our beds (again!).
August 12, 2018
Episode twenty - here at last. This one really is a game of two halves (think that's a sport reference but can't be sure). First part is all about our recent house party and the fun, sexy and odd times we had (yurt sex?!?). Second bit is all about when the kids found out. It gets a little bit serious. There's also a just the tip where Mrs H needs your help. Find us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk and email us email@example.com. Like what you hear? Give us a review on iTunes - go on, you know you want to! Thanks for hopping into our beds.
August 5, 2018
Want the score on episode nineteen, eh? Well, this one sees the bed hoppers answer some pen pal questions from our good chums at By the Bi. There's some fun questions, interesting topics and really challenging ones like 'who is your favourite Batman?'. Just the tip returns after having a brief holiday (that's vacation to some listeners across the globe). We hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed making it. Catch us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed! xx
July 29, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode eighteen. This week sees us follow on from our last episode and answer listener questions from Twitter, email and Reddit. If you sent one our way - thank you very much! Watch out - there's some singing, tough topics and the usual bants. Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher and some other places - and/or follow us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed, love Mr and Mrs H! xxx
July 22, 2018
Thanks for taking a look at bed hoppers - episode seventeen. We're Mr and Mrs H! This week we asked listeners to submit their questions and boy did you folks come through. We didn't get chance to answer them all in this edition - but there will definitely be a part two. We talk about everything from condoms, racial play, what worries us most to the future of swinging in the UK. There's some laughs, honesty and us tackling tricksy questions precious. Got more questions? Head to Twitter at bedhoppersuk (and come back next week too). Thanks for hopping into our moist sli... we mean beds. x
July 15, 2018
Welcome to episode sixteen. In this edition we talk about our first naughty hotel meet, a spooky encounter and safety in the lifestyle. Mrs H uses the 'p' word (twice) and Mr H throws some amazing impressions out there (well it's me writing this, so I would say that). We hope you have fun listening. Let us know your safety tips by getting in touch on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed (or on our sofa or whatever we decided in the end). xxx
July 8, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode fifteen. Back to our journey this week - and the week of five meets (we might cheat slightly on that, but it does sound good, right?). We talk about our tips on getting through a dry spell and talk a little bit about playstyle. There maybe a slight doggo based moment too. Hope you enjoy - despite us moaning our way through the weather. See us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thank you for hopping into our (very hot and uncomfotable) bed. xxx
July 1, 2018
This is bed hoppers - episode 14. In this edition we talk about our recent club visit to the Vanilla Alternative, have some difficult conversations (with Mrs H experiencing unexpected uncovered action), share our tips and follow up on our single guy thoughts. We'd love your feedback, thoughts or comments - so join us on Twitter (bedhoppersuk), email (we still can't remember but it's mentioned in the show, honest), Fab Swingers (the UK site) or leave us a review on iTunes. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
June 24, 2018
Episode thirteen of bed hoppers - you're welcome. In this lucky (or unlucky) chat we talk about our journey (including a visit to torture garden, with man-makeup), have some top tips about messages and being brave and have a bonus topic on thinking about single guys. We hope you like it - do drop us a line on twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
June 17, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode twelve. Last week we spoke about our first full swap - this time around we talk about how it made us feel and how we coped. We discover that Mrs H likes neither pussy, dick or a long stay in pound town. Mr H tries not to talk over her so much, with varying degrees of success. If it sounds like we might still be eating and drinking it might be becasue we were nomming down some choccies and some lovely wine. Enjoy - and thanks for hopping into our beds!
June 10, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers episode 11. We're back after a two week break! Lots has happened (or not as the case may be) since our last episode. In this one we talk about our first full swap, there's an interview with a single guy that's part of a 'friends with benefits couple' (not the words Mr H uses), managing that 'oh' feeling and more. This one is a long one but Mrs H has said that before! Thanks for hopping into our bed!
May 20, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode ten. In this amusing edition we see the return of our first couple (and a swift exit after some sexy dance moves), an interview with Mr H's sister (keep it in the family) and Mr H takes a visit to the clinic. We'll now be taking a couple weeks off - but will be back real soon, promise. In the meantime, find us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed! x
May 13, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers episode nine! In this sexy edition we talk about our journey (and the return of our worst meet evs), a bit about what's good about the lifestyle, just the tip and more. There's singing, jokes, laughter, a little sexiness and maybe, just maybe, some useful information. Get in touch with us on twitter at bedhoppersuk - go on, you know you want to! Thanks for hopping into our bed and all that...
May 6, 2018
bed hoppers - episode eight. Following a night out at a lifestyle club, Mr H has a confession to make. We also cover more of our journey (our first couples hook up) and talk a little about body issues and confidence. Of course we offer some top tips too - with our just the tips segment. Don't forget, you can find us on Twitter at bedhoppersuk. This episode also has some naughty language - sorry! Thanks for hopping into our bed.
April 29, 2018
bed hoppers episode seven! BOOM! Here it is. Once more it's an update from our journey in the swinging lifestyle - this time our worst meet. The one that nearly put us off. We talk a bit about where we went wrong (pretty much everywhere), communication, a toy review and our just the tip section. Despite still recovering from some bloomin' awful colds, we dive right in to some juicy topics (we know, we know - we're heroes). Don't forget - if you want to get in touch you can find us on twitter at bedhoppersuk - don't be shy, you lovely sexy people!
April 22, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers - episode six. In this sexy edition we interview a couple new to the lifestyle (while it thunders, pours down and the dog goes crazy), we talk about limits, offer some swinger tips (we said tips - get your mind out of the gutter, please) and have a swinger SOS where Mrs H needs your help. From made up apps to kakaws - we hope you enjoy it. Follow us and get in touch on twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
April 14, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers, episode five. This is our journey into the swinging lifestyle. In this episode we talk about jealousy (a first for Mrs H), our first visit to a swing club, a toy review and an update on Mr H's beard. This one is a little raw, honest, open and just a little bit fexy (funny + sexy). Find us on twitter at bedhoppersuk! PS - this one has some swear words - sorry!
April 8, 2018
bed hoppers episode four? Who'd have thought it? In this edition Mr and Mrs H are feeling a little rough after a sexy night out (and not following thier own tips). We talk about our journey, jealousy, a toy review (well sort of) and our just the tip section. Listen in for our lifestyle podcast and for these two whittering on. We're on twitter at bedhoppersuk. Thanks for hopping into our bed!
April 1, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers, episode three - all about our adventures in the lifestyle. In this thrilling edition we talk about the tragic loss of Mr H's beard, finger-blasting, soft and full swap and more about our journey. Hope you like it - find us on twitter at bedhoppersuk. Mr and Mrs H xxx
March 25, 2018
Welcome to bed hoppers episode two. We're in our early forties (one of us earlier than the other) having fun and adventures in the swinging lifestyle. In this edition we cover more of our journey and talk about some of the lingo that new people might encounter. Mrs H tries to talk about her favourite topic but has to save it for another episode. We're on twitter now too (how frightfully modern) - look us up at bedhoppersUK!
March 19, 2018
We are Mr and Mrs H. We're a married couple in their 40s (only just, mind) and having fun and adventures in the swinging lifestyle. We've had plenty of ups, some downs and even more ups and downs. We're relatively new but we'd like to share our experiences, what we've learned and have a good ole natter about what we've been up to.
Each week, we talk about our journey, our top tips and tackle a question or two.